hitchhikers creature.

The great and towering husgimcuck was once deemed to the the embodiment of terror and all that make one not want to go to the bathroom at night or some nonsense like that. this creature was the embodiment of everything that is bad on every world and or universe. the list of things that are bad about this creature is so unbelievably long that the list numbering takes the form of pi and no one living being has seen the entire thing. not as if reading even 100 of the reasons would leave you incapacitated for a week afterwards. some have even said that the muttering of the list during meditation will release dmt into the deepest part of your brain leaving you in a constant state of euphoria and searing pain until you die or are woken up by the even more unbearable vogon poetry.

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