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when someone comes up and tries to talk to me the first thing i do is look down and see what shoes they are wearing. and yes i judge the entirety of their character and their first impression from their shoes and i’ll tell you why. these days shoes are almost a definite reflection of the personality and lifestyle of the person wearing them. even if the person themselves did not buy or pick out the shoes…… because i can tell and when someone doesn’t pick out their own shoes in this day and age it’s a big red flag, they either are a sociopathic murderer or they just don’t have a life. either way i don’t really want to be talking to them.